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benzo

Last seen about 1 month ago

Rank #28 · 3,515 xp Open on Steam ↗

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I’ll graze my horse here.. And here…

As a Horde, own over 200 provinces producing grain.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Nov 2026 @ 12:37am

There Khan only be one!

Starting as a Steppe Horde, ensure there exists no other horde than you on the world.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 3 Nov 2026 @ 3:43pm

Gold Rush

Reform the Golden Horde before 1500.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 2 Nov 2026 @ 4:22pm

Tatarstan

As Kazan or Nogai, own all Tatar culture group lands.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 2 Nov 2026 @ 2:13pm

Viral

Get your first computer virus.

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 11:24pm

Face Fart

Fart in somebody's face.

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 10:55pm

Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Fart 100 times.

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 10:55pm

Almost

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 9:57pm

Lazy

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 9:57pm

Your First Firing

Congrats! You just got fired.

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 9:23pm

Your First Scam

You completed your first scam!

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 9:12pm

Golden Shower

Pee on a coworker.

Scam With Your Friends · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Oct 2026 @ 9:04pm

Master of Hexes

Learn all hexes

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Oct 2026 @ 6:58pm

Vendrick

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Oct 2026 @ 4:53pm

Covenant of Ancients

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Oct 2026 @ 4:35pm

Sanguinary Covenant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Oct 2026 @ 4:21pm

Covenant of the Fittest

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Oct 2026 @ 3:13pm

The Sun Never Sets on the Indian Empire

Form Hindustan or Bharat and own or have a subject own Cape, London, Hong Kong (Canton) and Ottawa (Kichessipirini).

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 20 Oct 2026 @ 8:37pm

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Emperor of Hindustan

Starting as Delhi, Restore their Empire's borders.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 19 Oct 2026 @ 8:56pm

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Bengal Tiger

Start as Bengal and own Samarkand as a core province.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 18 Oct 2026 @ 8:44pm

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Arborist Badge

Reach the top of a really big tree.

PEAK · Steam ↗

Unlocked 14 Oct 2026 @ 9:43pm

Esoterica Badge

Obtain a mystical item.

PEAK · Steam ↗

Unlocked 14 Oct 2026 @ 9:15pm

Beachcomber Badge

Climb past the SHORE.

PEAK · Steam ↗

Unlocked 14 Oct 2026 @ 9:14pm

Selfless Giver

Max-out devotion to covenant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 13 Oct 2026 @ 2:29pm

Curious Map

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 13 Oct 2026 @ 2:16pm

Top of your game

Complete any Race in under 3 minutes

Bloons TD 6 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 12 Oct 2026 @ 10:19pm

Rising star

Complete a Race in under 5 minutes

Bloons TD 6 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 12 Oct 2026 @ 10:14pm

Rookie of the year

Complete a Race in under 10 minutes

Bloons TD 6 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 12 Oct 2026 @ 10:14pm

12 Tasks of Monk-ules

Complete 12 different Odysseys

Bloons TD 6 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 12 Oct 2026 @ 10:05pm

Abysmal Covenant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 12 Oct 2026 @ 4:48pm

Spaghetti Western

Starting as Bologna, become Mexico or Texas.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 12 Oct 2026 @ 12:12pm

Sakoku Law

Go full isolationist in 6 Incidents.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 10 Oct 2026 @ 11:13am

The Heir

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 9 Oct 2026 @ 3:45pm

Gesture Maestro

Learn all gestures

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 9 Oct 2026 @ 2:27pm

Holder of the Fort

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 9 Oct 2026 @ 2:26pm

Kirishitan Japan

Start as a Japanese Daimyo, convert yourself and all of Japan to Christianity.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 8 Oct 2026 @ 10:19pm

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Stardust Crusaders

As Japan have the Land of the Christian Sun reform while Palestine and Cairo are Christian under us.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 8 Oct 2026 @ 10:19pm

Ancient Dragon

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 8 Oct 2026 @ 7:41pm

Reflections on Disembodiment

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 7 Oct 2026 @ 6:54pm

Brilliant Covenant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 7 Oct 2026 @ 6:51pm

Home and Away

As Wales, hold Cardiff, Dublin, Edinburgh, Rome, Paris and London.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 7 Oct 2026 @ 11:18am

Turn the Table

As a colony, break free and vassalize your former overlord without forming any other nation.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 6 Oct 2026 @ 6:20pm

King's Ring

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 6 Oct 2026 @ 5:53pm

Smith for Life

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 6 Oct 2026 @ 5:16pm

Gathering of Exiles

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 6 Oct 2026 @ 4:45pm

Looking Glass Knight

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 6 Oct 2026 @ 4:07pm

Pandya Empire

Starting as Madurai, conquer the Pandya Territories.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 6 Oct 2026 @ 3:04pm

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Strait Talk

As Hormuz, have at least 10 diplomatic reputation

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 5 Oct 2026 @ 10:27pm

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Iron Keep Bonfire

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 8:04pm

Gulch Bonfire

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 7:01pm

Brightstone Bonfire

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 6:45pm

Experienced

Win any map on Medium mode

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:42am

Easy!

Win any map on Easy mode

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:42am

Veteran

Win any map on Hard mode

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:42am

Free Stuff!

Claim a daily reward

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:39am

Full House

Complete the Full House Special Mission

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:38am

Is it a Bird? A Plane?

Place a Supermonkey

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:34am

Monkey Specialist

Upgrade a tower to Tier 3

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:30am

Can't trick me!

Pop your first camo bloon

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:29am

NK20

Reach Rank 20

Bloons TD5 · Steam ↗

Unlocked 4 Oct 2026 @ 11:29am

Napoleon’s Ambition

As Revolutionary France, spread the Revolution to 10 countries.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 3 Oct 2026 @ 11:19pm

Viva la Revolución!

Have rebels you support in another country enforce their demands.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 3 Oct 2026 @ 6:16pm

Better than Napoleon

As France, own Vienna, Berlin and Moscow as core provinces.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 1 Oct 2026 @ 8:08pm

Big Blue Blob

As France, hold 100 European core provinces before 1500.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 1 Oct 2026 @ 12:03pm

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Relaxing start?

Reach checkpoint 2 at Mt. Yurbuttsk

RV There Yet? · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 9:41pm

Good to be back!

Reach checkpoint 1 at Mt. Yurbuttsk

RV There Yet? · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 8:24pm

Atwix Legacy

Have 10 personal unions at the same time.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 12:27pm

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Voltaire's Nightmare

Have at least 100 countries in the HRE.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 11:25am

Assembly Instructions Needed

Form Scandinavia and revoke the privilegia of the Holy Roman Empire while being the Emperor.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 10:29am

Neither Holy, Nor German

Have 7 Free Cities in the Empire, none of which is of a Germanic culture.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 9:55am

Sweden is not overpowered!

Own and have cores on the entire Baltic coastline as Sweden.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 8:58am

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Super Trooper

Starting as Sweden, enact the Allotment System government reform, have 80 regiments of Carolean raised at the same time with at least +40% infantry combat ability.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 30 Sep 2026 @ 8:46am

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Lion of the North

Start as Sweden and lead the Protestant League to victory against the Emperor.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 29 Sep 2026 @ 9:38pm

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Dragon's Homecoming

Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice · Steam ↗

Unlocked 28 Sep 2026 @ 7:43pm

Protect the Secret

As Yemen, prevent any European Nation from owning a Coffee-producing province in the Old World until 1700.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 28 Sep 2026 @ 6:22pm

Grand Coalition

Join a coalition of more than 5 nations.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 28 Sep 2026 @ 12:43pm

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Georgia on my Mind

Fully own all three Georgias.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 28 Sep 2026 @ 12:11pm

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It's All Greek To Me

Form Greece and own and have cores on Zeta, Thatta, Lamba, and Roh

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 28 Sep 2026 @ 10:59am

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Sleepless in Seattle

Own 10 Coffee producing provinces, and have your capital in Salish.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 28 Sep 2026 @ 10:34am

Breadbasket of the World

As the Mamluks, export grain to every continent at least once.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 28 Sep 2026 @ 10:06am

Born Again

Survive instant death with an amulet of life saving.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 10:11pm

Sandman

Escape the sand labyrinth.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 10:07pm

Repossession

Pick up an item that an Incubus or Succubus stole from you.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 10:02pm

Spud Lord

Find the mystical talking mace, Sharur.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 9:40pm

Spear of Destiny

Find Odin's legendary spear, Gungnir.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 9:29pm

Natural Born Leader

Convince at least three NPCs to follow you at once.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 9:27pm

Nice Moves

Obtain a Runic Attack Gem

God of War · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 1:28pm

The Journey Begins

God of War · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 12:55pm

Enchanted

Slot an Enchantment into your armor

God of War · Steam ↗

Unlocked 27 Sep 2026 @ 11:33am

Supreme Weapon

Reinforce a weapon to its limit

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Sep 2026 @ 9:32pm

Garrulous Miser

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Sep 2026 @ 8:27pm

Clangorous Covenant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 26 Sep 2026 @ 6:49pm

Sinner's Bonfire

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 5:34pm

Gnawing Covenant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 4:04pm

Covenant of the Meek

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 3:37pm

Protector Covenant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 3:30pm

Change of Clothes

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 1:14pm

Last Giant

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 11:46am

Holy Horder

Starting as the Teutonic Order, form the Mongol Empire while have the Holy Horde government reform enacted.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 10:35am

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KHAAAAAAN

Restore the Mongol Empire before the Age of Absolutism.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 25 Sep 2026 @ 10:35am

Baltic Crusader

As Teutonic Order or Livonian Order, own all of Russia as core provinces and convert it to Catholic.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 24 Sep 2026 @ 6:55pm

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This is Dark Souls

Die for the first time

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 24 Sep 2026 @ 2:37pm

Self Recollection

Reclaim flesh and set out as an Undead

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin · Steam ↗

Unlocked 24 Sep 2026 @ 1:46pm

The White Company

Join a war on the other side of someone to whom you have rented condottieri.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Sep 2026 @ 6:21pm

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The Uncommonwealth

As Lithuania, become The Commonwealth.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Sep 2026 @ 4:56pm

Redecorating

Starting as an Orthodox Nation, Consecrate Metropolitan in Roma

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Sep 2026 @ 12:39pm

Lazarus

As Serbia, own the entire Balkans as core provinces.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 23 Sep 2026 @ 12:23pm

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Jungle Fever

Escape the swamp.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 22 Sep 2026 @ 10:10pm

Twisty Passages

Escape the mines.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 22 Sep 2026 @ 9:32pm

Angel of Death

Perform a fatal stealth attack on an enemy that is attacking another player or allied NPC.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 22 Sep 2026 @ 9:20pm

Golden Horn

As a Somali nation, fully own the Horn of Africa region and have a monthly gold income of at least 10 ducats.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 22 Sep 2026 @ 6:02pm

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One Man's Trash

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 9:59pm

The Rhythm of the Knight

Perform a Block, Attack tradeoff 3 times against a single foe without taking an unblocked hit.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 9:22pm

Thank the Tank

Have an allied player or NPC kill an enemy that you are Blocking.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 9:19pm

Enter the Dungeon

Descend to level 1 of the dungeon.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 9:18pm

Not a Team Player

Kill another player.

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 9:15pm

Teachable Moment

Barony · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 9:03pm

Rise of the White Sheep

As Aq Qoyunlu, own Tabriz and have Qara Qoyunlu not exist by 1478.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 8:27pm

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Sikh Pun

Convert to Sikhism and form the nation of Punjab.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 7:14pm

Kushite Restoration

As a Nubian culture nation, own or have a non-Tributary subject own the entire Egyptian region.

Europa Universalis IV · Steam ↗

Unlocked 21 Sep 2026 @ 5:17pm

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